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  At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

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  Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Billy Mays died!

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  I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Either way, he made a blog for his cat.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.

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  ....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in

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