He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops