There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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