i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out