It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study