Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

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(716): View more from New York

So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them

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(626): View more from California

You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.

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(716): View more from New York

it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick

(216): View more from Ohio

In a very non respectful way

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.

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