That's intense
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She needs sedatives and a leash
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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