ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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