And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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