is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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