Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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