About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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