Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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