So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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