Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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