He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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