I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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