VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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