hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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