what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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