i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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