party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
its like you know when i get waxed
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"