Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.