did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels