They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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