i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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