Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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