Can Purell be used as lube?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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