Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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