if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you would pick up someone in the library
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
