ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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