Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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