Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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