Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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