True but thats because hes a fetus.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
its liver damage thursday
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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