At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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