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say what?
wanna hang out?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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