how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize