Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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