whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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