Yo dont text me then not text me
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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