so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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