I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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