im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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