Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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