He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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