I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Do I have a choice?
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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