i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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