ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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