My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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