wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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