So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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