i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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