Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize