that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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