And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He did a backflip because drugs
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