I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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