Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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