So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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