We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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