I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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