your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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