The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
